Back in Salt Lake. Only the 2nd flight we've been on since the Sundance trip.

Assuming eggs dream (about someday becoming food for human consumption), wouldn't they actually dream about becoming a McChicken?

Just saw a McDonalds billboard with an egg and a thought bubble containing an Egg McMuffin. The caption read: "Every egg's dream."

How sick is this? I'm on vacation, and I manage to wake up before the Husband!

Spotted: Guy at Denny's at midnight in a hoodie imprinted with the PacMan screen.

We just endured a female Elvis impersonator who couldn't lip synch to "Suspicious Minds."

Is there anything worse than bad drag?