Assuming eggs dream (about someday becoming food for human consumption), wouldn't they actually dream about becoming a McChicken?

Just saw a McDonalds billboard with an egg and a thought bubble containing an Egg McMuffin. The caption read: "Every egg's dream."

How sick is this? I'm on vacation, and I manage to wake up before the Husband!

Spotted: Guy at Denny's at midnight in a hoodie imprinted with the PacMan screen.

We just endured a female Elvis impersonator who couldn't lip synch to "Suspicious Minds."

Is there anything worse than bad drag?

Good day 2 leave. We were talking last nite about what decent weather (except 4 temp) we've had.