Seen on a KU fan's t-shirt: God bless America... Except Missouri.

We are literally in the very highest row in the stadium. Our closest neighbor is a skybox.

Bumper sticker advice: "Wag more, bark less."

We are in the middle of nowhere, Texas, but we just passed a Stuckey's. I got online and looked up Stuckey's history from my phone.

We had Chinese food on Christmas Eve. Happy Hanukah!

I'm bored with being in the car and with eastern New Mexico.

Stan is having the John Wayne for lunch and I'm having the Rita Moreno.