Only in Vegas

Can you use the bathroom with Elvis (two of him in fact) AND a guy wearing a lion mask.

Day-um!

I just spent $15 on two scoops of ice cream. It would be cheaper dropping money in the slot machines.

Leavin' on a jet plane

I always think maybe I'll run into someone I know at the Wichita airport but I never do. Maybe it's karmic retribution for not spending time with any of my friends in town.

Home

Well, it's "only" in the 90's in Kansas. Dad & I went to the bank this morning and saw half the town. That's about the extent of the excitement.

9/11: The Aftermath

After navigating airport security at 5 a.m., I could kill Osama bin Laden with my bare hands!

Great Lesbian T-Shirt

"I'm not his girlfriend, I'm his competition."

Bumper sticker

"That was Zen, this is Tao."